how to be naughty

my name is scott williamson. i live with my momma and i love to grocery shop.

i normally don’t share this kind of thing with anyone (except two people), let alone the everyone, but i don’t care.

last night was the most productive night of my life. in the span of 8 hours or so, i wrote a total of 219 pages, spread across 4 different projects. it all came from some inspiring words from someone who will remain nameless, because i’m sure this person wouldn’t want me talking about them. so thank you again to that person ;)

like i said, normally i wouldn’t share this kind of thing, but i’m super proud of myself and i wanted to boast a little bit.

although now i’ve set the bar too high. 

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Waka Flocka Flame

—Homies Ft. YG Hootie, Popa Smurf And Ice Burgundy

just in case people forgot who their maker was, here’s a reminder.

just in case people forgot who their maker was, here’s a reminder.

reblogging

i finally decided to use this webular site program for what it was made for.

Me before my botox.

Me before my botox.

i need to clean my room.

my room is so messy right now, i should just clean it, but i’m way too lazy and not feeling too well. but at the same time, i can find the energy to stand above the stove for over an hour cooking breakfast and being constantly splattered by violent bacon. i should know by now not to cook bacon without a shirt, especially when the splatter guard is lost within our cabinets.